eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:
- asking someone to be patient
- confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings