eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

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overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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